LAUGHING ALL DAY LONG
RANDOM.

bonemonger:

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Taxidermy owl sees all

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ALL


derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn


thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream


meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love


oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed